Friday, December 12, 2008

The Finals Diet!

Five no nonsense steps to guaranteed weight loss before the holidays!

  1. Work for 10 hours straight without leaving the library, forgetting to eat in the process
  2. Conveniently remember to eat only after the cafeteria has closed for limited finals hours
  3. When you do find food, become nauseous with worry that you are losing out on precious time to study by eating. So you lose your appetite and just pick at the food.
  4. Drink lots of coffee and energy drinks to boost your metabolism and stay awake
  5. Pull all nighters so your metabolism doesn't slow with sleep

Welcome to my life. I realized yesterday (Wednesday) was the first day in as long as I can remember that I ate 3 square meals at roughly the time that normal people eat. I got 2 in today (and by that I mean yesterday) only to be told that tonight (again last night) was the final night of Late Night (food available between 9-11pm) due to limited finals hours. The body can go three weeks without eating, right? Okay, just making sure.

And the weird time thing going on above, well that is because I have yet to go to sleep, and at this point I don't know when I will be able to hit my pillow next.

Oh and apparently Jeff the Unicorn, who has taken up residence in my closet, prefers to snack on midgets, or so Little Bo tells me...

1 comment:

Christina said...

No I refuse to acknowledge that Jeff likes to eat midgets.